The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. Oh, also happy anniversary to you, pistachio.

Thank you.

It's my four year anniversary.

Did you guys do anything to celebrate?

I haven't yet.

I'm a little mad at her right now.

Oh, exclusive!

We just, I just moved.

I just moved and she's being just such an asshole.

But it's like normal because we moved.

So I think it's not that unusual to like regress but she's just being such a pain of me as I'm like why do I have a dog?

I hate dogs. Oh my God this is very bad for your brand. I know I'm like I'm not telling anybody on the air. No no, oh I'm going to make sure this makes it on the five

well we do start out with just chit chatting. Oh no, no it's fine. Yeah, usually I celebrate this upcoming like weekend is our like official anniversary.

Usually I buy her half of a hamburger. I buy the whole hamburger. And then you have

I give her no I don't actually. I actually don't eat meat. I just feel like a whole

hamburger is a lot for an 18 pound dog. She's a teeny baby. Yeah. That's the cutest of a ever heard. But, I don't know. To get another dog to split the burger, right? And to be a better dog and like model citizen to pistachio to be like

like here's how not to bark at every sound all day along all the time.

Stash.

Come on girl.

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