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Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is top light time machine, I am Andy Dawson,

Pow, pow, pow.

I'm served the Lady Saguar.

It's the Owen Odyssey Michael Owen's book, reboot,

where he reinvents himself as the Fons, I think, the Fons of football.

My life as the Fons.

Yeah. Michael Fons. life as he's

the Fons are really Owen as he's claiming going around claiming his nickname was

amongst all the lads.

Spent all his time I'm going around next to the jukebox in Alsdina being the cool kid.

Called the toilet his office.

Yes.

Weirdest thing about Fonsi, isn't it?

And that's saying something because it was a lot of weird

shit about that bloke I used to fucking hate happy dears when I was a kid why I never

got it I never thought it was funny or anything I just even from like a small he used to be

at like 515 a night TV when I was about I don't know like seven or eight or something

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