And now live from level five productions on the island of Mileronia.

It's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves being forced to use pantomime.

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm awfully glad to be here. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? And you know something?

I keep hearing reports back, of course I go back and forth from the mainland to the island here of Milleronia and I know that in Southern California

has been pretty hot but our weather here on Miller Ronia is beautiful.

It's perfect frankly. It's now true. True. We can

control our own weather here. We don't use it for an evil purpose. But I

decide I get the reports every day and I decide what the temperature will be

and what the sky will look like and I'm a pretty good judge of that. True every so often I like them to mold the clouds into paint glasses

sometimes not all the time sometimes it's a martini glass but you know what the weather is beautiful here.

We have such a gorgeous island and I'm very grateful for it. And in any case

it's a happy day here on Milaronia, and always more so because of that great band, that great orchestra, playing our great theme song that I love so much, and Colonel Jeff loves so much. That's the Gill West

Fall Orchestra and the Annabella Ruha dancers featuring Boy Tener Jim Broderick asking the musical question if the shoe

fits must we wear it? Well Jim first of, that's a terrific question.

I never even know what that meant.

If the shoe fits when...

Whether I was a kid or an adult, the old saying is...

If the shoe fits, wear it. I don't think I ever knew what it meant,

and I don't think I knew what it means now. But I'll tell you in a second, first of all, I want to say thank you and congratulations to Gill Westfall.

Now he wrote into us when I was talking about, you may remember a couple of episodes ago how great bar names are and they are they're just terrific a lot of bar names are just wonderful they're creative. Sometimes they're witty and they just make

it extra fun going into a bar. I remember some from my area growing up. Dan Coakley's

colony rest and bar, which again I'd just a terrific name.

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