The Oscar Draft: Which Movie No One Has Ever Seen Won?
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🗓️ 3 March 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | All right, so we did some Oscar predictions last week prior to the Oscars airing last night. |
| 0:06.6 | And we're going to see who is the best and who is the worst. |
| 0:09.4 | So this was Rebecca's idea, but she's out today. |
| 0:11.8 | So she's past the Oscar baton to Abby. |
| 0:15.0 | Now here's the thing. |
| 0:15.8 | I washed a majority of the Oscars last night, minus the part where I had posit, put my son to bed, come back, and try to catch up. |
| 0:23.5 | And I think two things can be true at the same time. |
| 0:26.7 | The first thing is everybody deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:31.2 | This is the, this is film's biggest night. |
| 0:35.1 | So a lot of these categories, I, by all means, they deserve to have |
| 0:40.0 | their name read. They deserve to come up on stage and give a heartfelt speech, right? I felt like |
| 0:45.7 | the people playing the music that normally like runs people off stage, they were all taking |
| 0:49.6 | naps because that music never came on all night. They just let people just talk for as long as |
| 0:53.9 | they freaking wanted. |
| 0:55.2 | And I'm actually okay with that. |
| 0:57.5 | At the other time, it was so boring. |
| 1:00.2 | It's always so long and it's so boring. |
| 1:05.1 | And Conan O'Brien was hosting, and I felt like he did like an okay job. |
| 1:09.5 | I actually would have liked more of him or more skits |
| 1:12.0 | or more something because it was just very awards focused. And I got there towards the end. |
| 1:17.6 | And I really wanted to like stick it out and see who won best film. And I was like, |
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