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Where Shelly. Christopher,

I want to be very, very clear about something right at the top of this

broadcast this week.

I would commit a crime and go to jail if that was the only way

to get a front row seat to keep Tara Ravash performing in a prison talent show. I really would.

Let's think of a nonviolent crime that can get me in there for a couple of weeks when that

bitch gets sentenced.

I mean, can't we be the press?

Can't we get press passes for prison?

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