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Where Shelly. Clistners, welcome.

I am sure that you are still feeling the reverberations of what happened this past Sunday night.

If you don't know what I'm talking about,

crawl out of the well you have fallen into

and embrace the fact that Christopher Michael Louise de Rosa

is pretty much an actual real housewife of New Jersey.

If you watched the post-finali, non-finally reunion watch party this past Sunday on Bravo,

within the first 10 seconds, you saw Housewives Secret Service agent, Chris DeRosa, greeting, kissing, chatting with all of the women of the Housewives of New Jersey.

Chris, what does superstardom feel like for you? How have of the past few days been?

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