The Original Big Fella feat. Joel Golby

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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The inmates are in control of the asylum today. Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani) are joined by Joel Golby (@joelgolby) to discuss his new book, ‘Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant: Modern Life as Interpreted By Someone Who Is Reasonably Bad at Living It.’ However, we also discuss London real estate, Caroline Calloway’s Instragram reign of terror, eel and pie houses, and Bam Margera's big uncle Vito. *BUY JOEL’S BOOK* https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brilliant-Modern-Interpreted-Someone-Reasonably/dp/0008265402?tag=smarturl-gb-21 Please bear in mind that your favourite moron lads have a Patreon now. You too can support us here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture/overview *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We have an upcoming live show -- with comedian Josie Long -- in London on February 21st at the Star of Kings (126 York Way, Kings Cross, London N1 0AX) starting at 7.30 pm. You can buy tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-ft-josie-long-tickets-54546538164 *COMEDY KLAXON* The previous Smoke event has sold out, but on January 31st at 8 pm, Milo will perform his own show at Smoke Comedy at the Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA). Tickets are free, but make sure to sign up here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-presents-milo-edwards-wip-tickets-54529080949 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	I used to watch the Bad Margaro show.
0:01.6	Oh, so did I.
0:02.3	Margaro.
0:02.8	I had my second ever sex to it.
0:05.1	I would, I'd, I'd, uh, I'd do some toast with margarine, and then I'd tune in to Ban Margarita.
0:10.4	That's what, uh, how, but yeah, but how, hang on, yeah, sorry, I got distracted.
0:14.1	We should really tune into the sex thing.
0:16.0	Please, please celebrate.
0:17.5	Second ever, yeah. It counts. Beaver the Bam. Well, I remember it because
0:22.4	specifically...
0:24.4	Oh, wait, it was like, hi, I'm Bam Marger,
0:26.9	and this is fucking Riley in the ass.
0:30.3	It's 3 o'clock in the morning.
0:32.3	Riley's fast asleep. He has no
0:34.6	idea what's about to happen.
0:39.0	You know, I'd remember it specifically because I thought it was so unlikely.
0:47.3	That you would ever have sex.
0:48.8	Yeah, obviously.
0:50.1	And I was a huge fan of jackass initially.
0:54.6	It's slightly too huge a fan.
0:55.8	Then I discovered Viva LeBam, which is like...
1:00.4	And you were like, now I'm sexual acting.
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