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The How-To Heretic

The Origin of Two Dry Ducks - 049

The How-To Heretic

How to Heretic

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

5.0961 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

This week! Uncle Dan tells us about Onan, the reason nobody ever masturbates, Uncle Mark helps us all place the blame squarely where it belongs with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and Uncle Doug makes sure we do not A.C.E. the test. What a mess.

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0:00.0

Welcome friends to the how-to heretic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan

0:09.5

This is your user's guide to life on the outside.

0:12.8

Show enough, uh, listen, leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

0:17.0

But if you don't know what you're doing, it can also be a scary world.

0:20.2

Things work differently now.

0:21.5

Never fear, that's why we're here.

0:23.0

We're your audio uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.

0:27.0

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

0:30.0

After all, you only get one that we know of, so you better make the most of it.

0:34.0

Let's go! Well Uncle Dan, here is another show that we're doing. Here is another show that we're doing.

0:49.0

Here's another show for the people of Earth and beyond we've been having a lot of fun putting these

0:55.7

shows together we have been having a lot of fun and I think today's is a fun

0:58.9

show we've got some we got some sadness wrapped into all the fun, but that's just how we do. I think you're going to talk about

1:10.7

Seating the earth. Yeah, exactly that. Yeah, exactly that yeah exactly that uh... because the Bible

1:15.4

tells us how to do it farm techniques

1:18.0

right nope not that not not that uh... i'm interested to hear and then and then you're going to come in and

1:25.3

tell us all about one of I got a book review it's a book review it's a it's a truly

1:30.8

it's a highly influential book.

1:33.1

Yes.

1:33.7

But not unlike many of the highly influential books

1:36.4

that we talk about on this show,

1:38.3

maybe should be avoided.

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