Welcome friends to the how to the how to heretic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm

Uncle Dan and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear. That's why we're here.

We're your audio uncles!

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it.

Yeah, Mo!

Engage! Well, Uncle Mark, hey, let's do a show, should we? Let us proceed to do our weekly penance. With no caution caution we're throwing caution to the wind with a lack of an abundance

of caution. Wow, that's that was the fanciest double negative I've ever heard in my entire life.

We're going to dive into some deeply strange things today.

Crazy thing.

You're going to teach us all about a way, one way to go to heaven.

Yes, one of the least worst heaven we've ever examined.

Yeah, peace be upon it.

And then, uh, and then Doug, Uncle Doug will be here.

He'll tell us something about our attitude.

He'll she's gonna make give us a B attitude adjustment.

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