The Only Dating Rules That Matter Are Your Own

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On this week’s episode, Jared and Jordana start out with a discussion about Jordana’s honeymoon plans and their favorite jingles. The first emailer wants to know what the “bare minimum” actually is, and J&J craft an elaborate metaphor comparing dating to apartment hunting. The Awkward Sexual Encounter is a stinker. Later, an emailer asks how she should handle her boyfriend delaying the engagement ring shopping appointment. Is it still romantic if she has to bug him about it? Jared and Jordana finish the episode with a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker about hairstyles, Apple Watch interfaces, and packing for vacation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and
0:05.9	tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,
0:11.1	enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features
0:16.7	like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners
0:20.9	inside and outside of your company. Slack. Where the future works. Get started at
0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. Hello and welcome back to the U of podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:36.1	And I am Jared Freed, so going to be back here in studio, Jordana. How great is this?
0:41.6	It's great. We're back. We're doing a bunch of recordings getting ahead. Right now, I am
0:46.5	a... Are you on the honeymoon? Right now, all goes according to plan. I'm in the Maldives.
0:52.2	Like goodness. What do we think? With tanning, this is where in peak, Jordana mode, right?
0:59.2	Yes. I like to say if I'll go to Maldives. Because traveling, there's so many different things,
1:05.2	but they did get rid of the COVID testing requirement. Thank goodness. For a couple of...
1:11.1	It makes me feel more at ease from being stranded in a country that I would have to be stuck
1:17.9	in for 10 days. Yeah. So that's... And if that happened in the Maldives, I would just be bankrupt.
1:22.9	Yeah. They're like, well, you're gonna have to save for two weeks. That'll be $50,000. Basically.
1:28.9	Yeah. Basically. Yeah. So I'm very excited. Hopefully I'm there. If you, you know, follow me on Instagram.
1:35.9	I'm sure I'll be posting some content. You got to post. You got to post. We are all very interested.
1:41.9	Don't do not hold back. I won't. It's your honeymoon. You deserve it. Post away.
1:48.9	I'm giving you the blessing of the you up audience to be as obnoxious a bride as you could possibly be.
1:56.9	You know, you got a milk kit. You got it. And then it's over. And then no one wants to hear anything about anything.
2:01.9	Then you're done, kid. Yeah. You're done. Get it out of your system now. Okay. When that baby comes,
2:06.9	you get one baby post done. We don't want to see this kid until it's graduation. Fuck it. Or her or whatever.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Betches, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Betches and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.