Happy fucking birthday

To any one who's celebrating right now

Happy birthday. It's your day. It's your day. It's your week. birthday to anyone who's celebrating right now.

Happy birthday.

It's your day.

It's your day.

It's your week.

It's your birthday month.

Did you think I was telling you happy birthday?

I thought you were saying it to Messer because you're not with him on his birthday.

That is so fucked up that you brought that up on air. It's unknown? I mean, no, it's known. But to call me out like that is so messed up. I know. You're in a very vulnerable state today. I should be very delicate with you. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Let me back up. Okay. First of all, I'm with my best friend, Strecker. I am in New York right now. I left on Messer's birthday. It's okay. Because of the Downton Abbey premiere. I could not. It is my favorite show of all time. That Game of Thrones, Outlanders up there, but Downton, it's my favorite period piece of all time. I know. And it was the finale movie and I could not miss it. And it was my grandmother's favorite show. And like, I just thought of her the whole time. And it was all for her. And I had to leave. And Messer was turning two. And I took a later flight. So he literally had the whole morning with me. and he didn't even like that it was his birthday. He wouldn't let me sing. He said no. He's like repelling birthday. Is that his rebellion against you? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Does he know how much you love your birthday? Not yet. Not yet, but he will one day. But he will one day. So it's just like innateane him to... You know, he's just a contrarian. He really is. What can I say? So that's why I'm here. I'm also here for fashioning, but I just need to say, I know that this isn't cute for a 37-year-old mom of two, but I'm still drunk. How did we get here? Because of the Downton Abbey premiere. Okay. So, first thing, first things first. You are a mother, yes, but you are... I am a mother! But you are a working badass bitch. Okay? Thank you. And so you had to leave as a working mother. Yeah. just because our jobs are fun does not mean they're not work i know okay last night really didn't feel like work doesn't

matter it is i know it's like PR it's getting yourself out there for something that you love and

are passionate about and if there's anything i'm passionate about, it's fucking down-nappy. I know.

So, like, I couldn't miss this opportunity.

Can I just tell you, before we get into you and all the things,

like, I almost missed the after party.

Wait, tell me everything.

Okay.

Okay.

So.

Was it at the Met?

It was at the library. Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. So. Was it at the Met? It was at the library. Oh, shit. Okay. So Carrie Bradshaw. Okay. I know. Okay. This is what happened. So we go to the premiere, did the red carpet. Of course, I was like super on time. So it was like an hour before that we like, me and Lowe were just like sitting in the movie theater waiting and I was like, fuck, these these are so uncomfortable. And I'm in a corset dress. Like, fuck my life. Movie starts. It's amazing. I cried. I cried. I sobbed. We were literally like our makeup is literally coming off. And I was just like, oh my God, like I'm emotionally exhausted.

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