The One That Was Filmed Before Trump Was Convicted

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Donald J. Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts, but we didn’t know that when we recorded this on Wednesday. Still, we talk about the weird instructions Judge Merchan gave the jury, Hollywood writers blaming audiences for poor box office numbers, and the Pope apologizing for saying there was too much gay stuff in the church. A man tried to become a dog and failed and Kyle got some special salty hate mail.

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0:00.0	The Babylon B.
0:02.0	B. Podcast.
0:05.0	Hey guys, welcome to the Babylon B.
0:08.0	podcast.
0:09.0	I am Jarrett Lamaster and with me as always, not always, but Travis Travis. Hi I wear my hat forwards and Dan.
0:20.0	Is that like a total slam? Oh, sorry.
0:23.0	It's not the flux I think it is, but.
0:25.3	It is a flex.
0:26.3	I'm flexing right now.
0:27.8	Yeah.
0:28.8	It's good to be with you guys.
0:29.3	Good to be with you guys.
0:29.8	Yeah.
0:30.8	This is the only podcast where we talk about the news.
0:32.8	It's the only one.
0:33.8	Where in the world is Kyle right now?
0:35.6	Yeah, you know, that's a good question.
0:37.4	And that's why it's time to play the game.
0:39.6	Where in the world is Kyle?
0:45.0	Today's clue is this sign. in the what in the world is Kyle. What is what in the world?
0:49.0	So it's on the ocean somewhere in a harbor and it the sign is a picture of a fish
0:56.9	with what looks like a needle poking eyes out and says please poke eyes before disposing a fish carcass.
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