Perilous Planes, Plastics, And The Pope

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

A man died after a Boeing plane fell 6,000 feet in-flight, the Pope told 60 Minutes, “we are all fundamentally good,” and, worst of all, scientists discovered that microplastics are in human testicles. This episode also features the debut of the Red Lobster Facts Segment, while hate mail shows that our detractors can’t decide if The Bee is Jewish or literally Hitler.

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0:00.0	The only podcast in the entire world that reports on the news. I'm Travis,
0:05.0	welcome to the Babylon B podcast, the only podcast in the entire world
0:11.0	that reports on the news. I'm Travis, Kyle is out on assignment of
0:16.3	the swamp. Joining me today is Dan. I'm Dan. I'm usually produced the
0:21.2	podcast but for some reason I am now on it.
0:24.6	You have been revealed from the shadow.
0:27.3	Emerged as a beautiful butterfly out of your cocoon.
0:31.2	Yes.
0:32.2	Okay. And also, Bettina's here. Hello. She is our resident nurse and graphic
0:37.5	artist. They had no other options so they pulled me out of my dungeon and let me out into the daylight today.
0:44.0	You're not supposed to tell everyone that, but...
0:46.0	Sorry.
0:47.0	Sorry, this is a B-team podcast.
0:50.0	So we just decided that even though Kyle and Jarrett aren't here,
0:54.5	that we're just gonna, you know, mutiny and do our own
0:58.0	podcast, right?
0:59.0	So this is a special edition socially awkward podcast.
1:06.0	So how are you guys?
1:08.0	How are you? I mean I've done this before I mean. I've done this before I mean.
1:20.9	Oh yeah that's right.
1:21.9	Totally not not totally what's in the news this
1:25.6	week here's all the news that happened this week starting with our top story
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