The One That Got Away: She Wants To Reconnect With A Guy From 5th Grade?!

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🗓️ 9 September 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Erin, a Bert Show listener, emailed us asking us to contact a guy she had a crush on in fifth grade. She’s 32 years old and has had her fair share of failed relationships. She recently ended things with her long-term boyfriend and thinks that now she is ready to start dating again. She started thinking about all the guys she’s dated and even had a crush on at one point. During her thought process, she remembered having her first crush in the fifth grade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue I'd there must be some subplot here Aaron. Did you really hit us up?
0:05.4	Wanting to know if a kid from back in the fifth grade is still interested in you now as a 32 year old?
0:14.8	Okay, I guess it's even better than that because he was never interested in me
0:22.7	Okay, wait a second
0:24.7	You got me even more intrigued so even in the fifth grade this kid didn't want anything to do with you
0:31.4	Yet you wanted us to check back with him all these years later and see if he's still not interested in you
0:38.3	It's not that you didn't want anything to do with me
0:40.7	He's just like a kid that I had it like you know like my first massive crush
0:45.9	And that I never you know I didn't do anything about it as a fifth grader
0:51.1	I have no idea if he also liked me in fifth grade. I don't know
0:55.0	But I remember any of the names of anybody that you had a crush on great Collins
1:00.4	Great Colin
1:02.4	I do he was so cute and I thought I put a note in his locker, but it was actually somebody else's electronics
1:08.5	Glossica
1:09.7	Ellen Lodge
1:13.7	Josh Burrick
1:15.7	Band
1:18.7	Mine was Denise and Denise side bottom the twins man
1:24.4	Side bottom
1:27.6	Is it bad that I'll remember her last name now Phil bet but Carla Carla
1:34.6	Okay, I do was call us
1:38.4	That was her last name
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