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The Bert Show

The One That Got Away PT 5: She Wants To Reconnect With A Guy From 5th Grade?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Erin, a Bert Show listener, emailed us asking us to contact a guy she had a crush on in fifth grade. She’s 32 years old and has had her fair share of failed relationships. She recently ended things with her long-term boyfriend and thinks that now she is ready to start dating again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue.

0:01.0

Alright, so today is follow up Thursday.

0:05.3

Alright, we got this request from a virtual listener because sometimes we just forget to

0:09.9

follow up on stories, right?

0:12.5

And it said, hey, my name is Emily, whatever happened to the woman you almost did a texting

0:18.3

two to four a month ago, but I talked her out of it who wanted to reach out to her ex's

0:23.8

new wife.

0:25.2

Y'all convinced her it wasn't a good idea.

0:27.2

And then another listener wrote in wanting to take her out because he was in a similar

0:32.3

situation.

0:33.6

The whole thing felt like destiny, but I think the story was overshadowed by the fifth

0:37.2

grade David story that followed a few days later.

0:40.3

So maybe it's not the David story.

0:42.1

Ah, this is David story.

0:45.3

We went with the David story.

0:46.7

Oh, we're not giving her what she wanted.

0:49.0

We're giving her a different story.

0:53.6

I miss red that wrong.

0:55.6

Well, Emily, yes, guess what?

1:01.6

The David story has yet overshadowed that story again.

1:06.2

Another satisfied.

1:07.2

You can email us.

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