The One-Armed Green Grocer
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Sometimes wrestlers hang out with Welsh nans and sometimes (quite often) American rockstars become really right-wing.
In other news, Sabastian Sawe recently became the first person to run a sub-two hour marathon in race conditions and even Pete is impressed. Luke’s on hand to explain exactly how fast that is.
Plus, both Mr Moore and Mr Donaldson have some family stories to tell, and that’s before we learn about Pete’s dad’s taste in comedy.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Luke and Pete Choppy Donaldson are with you and Mr. |
| 0:09.9 | Lukie Moore joining us on the call as well. |
| 0:13.2 | Loki, what's going on, mate? |
| 0:15.6 | What's going on? |
| 0:16.5 | What? |
| 0:17.5 | Do you remember back in the day people used to do this, Pete? |
| 0:19.6 | What? |
| 0:20.7 | Ooh, ooh. I do,, Pete? What? What? |
| 0:37.3 | I do, yeah. They used to long to songs. They used to do that, didn't they? They used to go acid as well. That's a bit earlier. But you know, you're on the kind of Benadorm top holiday where people would do that along to the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, baby. Ooh. that business. |
| 0:38.4 | That kind of era. |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.3 | They used to that quite a lot in Bar-Pari and the... |
| 0:43.3 | What's Bar-Pari? |
| 0:44.3 | Bar-Pari was the... |
| 0:46.3 | It's basically the place that Yeats has became... |
| 0:50.3 | Yates' Wine Lodge in Hartlepool became Bar Parie. |
| 0:54.8 | It's more glamorous. |
| 0:55.9 | It's more glamorous. |
| 0:57.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.8 | And what's the really trashy 70s one? |
| 1:03.9 | That Lunes. |
| 1:05.0 | Flores. |
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