MDMA on a Desert Island
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
GB News continues to evade toothless regulatory bodies and Pete’s dad continues to tune in. It turns out Luke’s met plenty of the presenters, many of whom are, unsurprisingly, “characters”.
Elsewhere, a dinghy-based story from Luke gives way to a discussion about desert islands, both real and imagined. Pete’s got it all worked out for a life of isolation.
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday, it's the Luke and Pete Shaw. |
| 0:07.0 | I am Petey, Little Petey Donaldson, and I'm joined by Mr. Lukey Maher. |
| 0:12.0 | There was a recent visit to a brewery that we all did. |
| 0:16.0 | There was, G Ramblers, me, you, |
| 0:19.0 | Marcus and Jim, and a few production friends. |
| 0:24.5 | And we all went there and we all took some pictures for the launch of the new Lager that the football rambler have been involved in. |
| 0:32.1 | My Fizzy Ant. |
| 0:33.5 | And there was a picture where I don't know what had gone wrong, right, whatever, where Jim looked like the biggest boy who ever lived. |
| 0:44.8 | Yeah, people were commenting on that. |
| 0:46.2 | He looked bigger than you. |
| 0:47.6 | Yeah, he's not bigger than me. |
| 0:49.1 | And I looked smaller than Marcus, which I'd like to go on record to say I'm not, |
| 0:58.2 | we're exactly the same height, me, Marcus and Vish pretty much. |
| 1:02.6 | And I was just very surprised. |
| 1:03.8 | I don't know what it was. |
| 1:06.3 | The brewery, the perspective, the lens. |
| 1:08.1 | How did it make Jim look so big? I think he's standing slightly closer to the camera, isn't he? |
| 1:11.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.0 | It's like one of those weird, Ripley's believe it or not optical illusion. |
| 1:14.4 | It is. |
| 1:15.4 | It's like the Glasgow, I don't know. |
| 1:19.8 | Every city has one of those museums. |
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