The One About Abortion
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2019
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, I've got this bit that I'm working on. |
| 0:02.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.9 | Can you help me out? |
| 0:04.0 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:04.6 | So I'm trying to think of different ways to transport large amounts of potatoes. |
| 0:10.9 | And it's basically between like whether I, I walk or if I get a ride. |
| 0:17.4 | And so I'm trying to decide if I want to do the starch march or do the tuber-u-uber. |
| 0:35.1 | Welcome to The Crunch. |
| 0:36.3 | It is your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:37.2 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:38.9 | Guess who I had lunch with today? |
| 0:41.4 | Was it Andrew Business Jordan or Andrew regular Jordan? |
| 0:44.2 | It was Andrew businessman Jordan. |
| 0:47.0 | That man can spin a tale like nobody else I've ever met in my life. |
| 0:50.8 | Really? |
| 0:51.4 | He was telling me some stories that I was like, I was laughing so hard in the Jose |
| 0:56.8 | Peppers that, and he was also roasting me. |
| 0:59.7 | So like when we went in, when we went into the restaurant, like I was about to get us a table |
| 1:06.0 | and he was lagging behind me. |
| 1:07.9 | And I was like, what, what's going on? |
| 1:09.5 | And I turned on and I look, he's holding the door for a girl in a wheelchair. And he was lagging behind me. And I was like, what, what's going on? And I turned down and I look, he's holding the door for a girl in a wheelchair. |
| 1:14.1 | And he, like, comes up to me with like this smile on his face. |
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