The Old Curmudgeon Episode

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

This week on #InsideTheCloset Emma and Matteo catch up on what made them depressed over the holidays. Matteo cries on a plane, Emma buys a Jesus themed self-help book, and we work on our opening monologue for the Oscars. This is the last episode recorded in 2018, and in 2019 we're gonna be real gay still. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:08.0	Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet. Today, Emma and I talk about our depression,
0:13.4	Emma going on vacation, and the Return of Mary Poppins and
0:16.7	what it would be like if we hosted the Academy Awards. I hope you enjoy. Enjoy.
0:32.6	She's qualified for special life big time. I know for sure.
0:33.6	I mean, this is so so funny that we're doing this over a sky.
0:36.4	We're really getting pretty good over this took 50 minutes to prep this.
0:40.4	We're getting better with our technology.
0:42.4	I knew it was too good to be true when I thought that we were just doing it on the phone, but...
0:46.0	Well, for those who subscribe to our Patreon, we're doing live recordings of our podcast now and so this one's over Skype.
0:53.2	So this actually records, which is kind of cool.
0:55.8	But then we also have to do it on our phones to audio record.
0:58.9	So do you notice that they have like Maria Carey lighting on me?
1:02.2	You look great. Thank you. I am... Did you get a special
1:05.2	lighting setup just for this? No, it's just my old paint, my old light that I used to set up for painting and so I put it up and now I but if you put it directly on your face I look well
1:16.8	rested and fresh how convenient it's like a real life Instagram filter it is a real life
1:22.4	Instagram filter that's is a real life Instagram filter.
1:23.2	That's exactly what it is.
1:25.4	Someone messaged me by the way on Instagram today
1:27.6	and they were like, oh, we really like your comedy
1:29.8	but we prefer your porn.
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