Bitter This Christmas

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from #InsideTheCloset! We're celebrating by talking about Matteo's run in with Paris Hilton (that's hot), and Emma's battle with a hacker. Plus, we wrote a hit song (for real, if someone can make us a music video we'll love you forever) and adopt a theoretical gay cat named Couscous. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is Inside the Closet.
0:07.0	Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet.
0:13.0	Today, I talk about many things.
0:14.5	My dating life, I talk to Paris Hilton, and Emma talks all about how her computer was hacked
0:18.6	and she still can't get into Facebook.
0:20.4	It's a pretty fun stressful day, and we come up with a great Christmas song and we named a cat Koos Koos.
0:25.0	Enjoy. Baa blah blah blah blah blah I think that's it all right so the sound
0:37.1	whatever the sounds mind you want to close your laptop I'm charging my phone on
0:40.5	it okay I don't know why the light distracts me.
0:43.4	We have to be careful touching the table for everyone who's looking.
0:46.5	Now we're doing like a Patreon so everyone can like see us. So I'm like really
0:51.0	uncomfortable but um so here we are here we are it's nice to see you
0:55.6	we're doing in my apartment today yeah nice change of scenery I mean I have I had to get a
1:01.4	light that I used to paint with and put it on it's because the lights
1:04.7	above me don't work anymore and my buzzer doesn't work.
1:08.3	They got to fix your buzzer.
1:09.3	So I've asked for three and a half months.
1:11.3	They have to do it.
1:12.2	I had to buzz somebody else in your building.
1:14.0	And by somebody else I mean I took my little hand and swapped down the entire building.
1:19.0	And someone let you in? Actually I got like there was like 14, it was like this,
1:23.7	and then I like ran up the stairs before people started sticking their heads out.
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