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The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

The Office S03E12 - Traveling Salesman (Sleep Podcast)

The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

Sleepy Office Fan

Health & Fitness, Mental Health

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

I'm not falling in a chocolate river.

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Good Night.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Hello there, Dundermifla Knights, and welcome back to another episode of the Office ASMR, a sleepy time podcast that was

0:26.1

nearly late or missed a post date this week, which would be the first time I've missed since I started the

0:33.7

podcast but I soldier on and I apologize for the late upload this week.

0:40.8

This is the first time that I've had such a tight turnaround on the episode and I will

0:47.6

make sure this doesn't happen again but tonight we're getting into the traveling salesman. This is season 3 episode 12 and I think we're going to jump right into it here. But as always make sure you're sleeping safely no wired headphones please and

1:07.7

your sleep timers are set for about that 20 minute mark. The cold opening here is one that I reference all the time in my own

1:18.8

head because only other people would get this reference.

1:23.9

Michael has a keyboard where he's typing and the computer is speaking.

1:30.1

And he has a little post of notes and eyes and the chattering teeth on the mouth and he's

1:37.3

typing you know discreetly so that he looks like he's not the one typing going to get Jim he just called in Pam and he

1:47.1

says hurry this is Michael he says me so horny me love you long Tim and he says long Tim long Tim should not

1:59.4

long time me loeb yoy long time loeb yoy Long time.

2:03.0

Loeboi, Loeboi.

2:04.0

Loeboi is a constant thing in my head.

2:08.0

And then get out of my A5.

2:11.0

Get out of my A5 as well. I don't know why this one always sticks with me. Oh that Michael looks at the camera and the camera just says booms.

2:20.0

Man. That is a classic cold open right there.

2:27.0

The cold opens, the cold opens in the first few seasons are just,

2:32.0

I don't know, you can say classic amazing but like I've said

2:38.7

before it'll be interesting to go through it in this new you know looking at the show through new light,

2:45.0

especially in the later seasons

2:46.2

because I was so kind of out of the loop.

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