The Octopus Slut
Ja'miezing
Chris Lilley
5 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Ja’mie lives with hermit crabs, Gampy takes over the pool house, hitting on a koala zookeeper, advice on coming out to Grandparents, catfishing date with Amber, a shock confession to Courtney and more
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's Marcus King here, Jamie's father. |
| 0:03.0 | Love this podcast. Why not donate with the link in the show notes? |
| 0:07.4 | She's told me to say, she's not an Android whore, so she doesn't make much money, so why not help her bitch out? |
| 0:15.0 | Right. Is that what you want? |
| 0:18.0 | Dolly? |
| 0:19.0 | Yes! |
| 0:21.0 | Oh my god, she may not be able to do it. |
| 0:24.0 | She's a local app slats because the best thing has happened, Amber and Carl broke up. |
| 0:31.0 | They have usually split, I know right? |
| 0:34.0 | Oh my god. |
| 0:35.0 | A mutual Asian friend told me because Amber and I aren't talking since I stalked Demi. |
| 0:41.0 | Yeah, anyway, it's Sora Goet. |
| 0:44.0 | She really just needed to get rid of him. He was Sora toxic. |
| 0:49.0 | I haven't got the full story, but I'm going to have this 12-hour DNA with Amber. |
| 0:55.0 | Now she's single. |
| 0:57.0 | So I've invited her on this picnic. |
| 0:59.0 | She hasn't replied yet, but I reckon it's so accurate. |
| 1:03.0 | Just have a little light blanket on the sand. |
| 1:05.0 | We're going to go down to the beach. |
| 1:07.0 | I'm going all out like champagne, sunset, might get a bag, maybe? |
| 1:12.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:14.0 | Anyway, so much to tell you guys, Christmas updates and everything that went down. |
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