Sydney's It Girl

Ja'miezing

Chris Lilley

Ja'mie Louise King, Jamie King, Summer Heights High, Ja'mie Private School Girl, Ja'miezing, Hillford Girls Grammar, Kwami, Nahoogan, Private School Girl, Quiche, Ja'mie King, Jamiezing, Chris Lilley, Comedy, We Can Be Heroes

5 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Ja’mie scouts models in Kings Cross, her Sebastian Situationship, how to tape up your face overnight, catfishing Amber, stealing Demi Lobarko, bird poo droppings as skincare and more.

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Written, Produced and Performed by Chris Lilley

Music by Chris Lilley

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While Ja’miezing is a podcast parody and intended as comedy, it may have brought up some real life issues or concerns for you. If so here’s some links you may find helpful.

https://butterfly.org.au

https://www.beyondblue.org.au

https://www.lifeline.org.au

https://au.reachout.com

https://kidshelpline.com.au

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, it's Mockus King here, Jamie's father. Love this podcast. Why not donate with the link in the show notes?
0:07.4	She's told me to say she's not an Android whore, so she doesn't make much money, so why not help a bitch out?
0:15.2	Right, is that what you want?
0:18.4	Dolly?
0:19.6	Yes!
0:20.6	Hi, Slozzy, Sora, um, Hackers, Weikers, Yush.
0:25.2	Um, shut up little hoogin, mommy's recording.
0:29.6	Um, yeah, I'm in my pull house.
0:32.9	Um, home life continues to suck.
0:36.0	Dad keeps trying to get me to go to like bunnings with him.
0:38.8	It's like, um, that's a no for me.
0:41.3	Um, I sound like a bitch because I'm hangry because I'm bloody broke and I can't get my hash browns delivered.
0:49.1	So mom's offered to like make them for me, which is like FML.
0:52.8	Like how's that gonna turn out?
0:55.6	Uh, she's taking fucking ages.
0:58.1	I'm gonna fucking smash something in a minute and I'm that hangry.
1:02.0	Um, can you guys relate?
1:03.2	I'm just, um, also I'm looking in the fucking security camera,
1:07.8	because it's a security thing here and I can see Dorothy is like stuffing around out the front,
1:13.3	like sweeping the driveway.
1:15.2	When I explicitly told her I wanted the sunlamp set up by the pool with my Sydney
1:20.0	just smoothie on a table next to it, I gave her the recipe.
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