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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

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Hello and welcome to Not the Weekend podcast. Hold on.

Wednesday morning. It's lovely isn't it?

I love Wednesday morning.

Just off the tongue. So I'm with this is Frank Skinner in case you hadn't worked that

bit out. I don't know why I should assume. You could be just you know,

flicking through the internet at random. And I'd like to start by saying

Frank is complaining because I sprayed perfume in the studio.

Well, I just think he said it was worse than the smoking.

I said it was as bad as smoking. Oh, that's so reasonable.

I personally would have stepped outside and sprayed and then come back in and then you know,

it's not like going to the Lou. It's just spraying perfume.

I like women to smell like women.

What's that like? Like they haven't passed.

I also like women to smell like swimming. You know, that kind of claw right?

Yeah, I like that as well.

I don't have a humid atmosphere in swimming pools. What sort of perfume is it

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