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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

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This is Frank Skinner, it's Absolute Radio and with Emily and with Gareth

Good morning

Hi

That sounded really loud then it was like someone had put a knitting needle in my ear

You know when you get that like a ball of wax that's hardened in the midst of the sort of the looser stuff

And the only way to get it is the knitting needle

It was like that moment

That's the turn of my voice

Sorry, that's what boyfriends have to put up with

I was going to say, Sandy Mason's here as well

Sandy Mason is here, my girlfriend's mom

She's not dead

We said it then as if you could feel a vibration

And I believe Sandy Mason is here

No, she is here

Good morning, Sandy

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