I've got about 10 seconds to tell you about how you can get two for one tickets for Top Draw comedy night's new.

You thanks to our friends at the TV channel Dave at absoluteradio.co.uk.

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win a five-night trip to the New York comedy festival while you're there, too.

Third, I've run out of time.

Frank, Frank, Frank, Skimmer, Frank Skimmer.

Absolute radio.

It's that which we choose to call not the weekend podcast.

This is Frank Skinner.

And I'm with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

And we have our head fans on.

There's been a gaffawful about them, I'll be straight with you.

One smell of perfume.

One smell of sweat.

Mine is beautiful.

But anyway, we're all settled.

We have our, let's say, cams on.

I'm not really settled, Frank.

Well, there's a broken chair in the studio.

And Alan said, when I said, oh, my chair's broken.

In a slightly deeper-ish tone, I won't lie.

Alan said, oh, you've got the broken chair this week.

As if to indicate it was my turn somehow.

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