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I've run out of time though

This is Frank Skinner, we're on AbsoluteRadio, I'm with Emily and I'm with Alan

Oh my god, that's what this development is

I can't cry, yeah, exactly

I've got a sound effect

It's exactly, it's perfect, that's radio

You've arrived and also because we're in the morning

The cock, you're herald a new day

I see myself as the farmer and I feel you're on my fence

Okay, I don't know what my role is in this strange tragedy on the barnyard

Well, I see, I imagine you could handle a churn if pushed

Well, you're not wrong

Yeah, anyway, I was, I spent the whole evening watching Andy Mori

Oh, I watched some of that

It was the whole nation, they stopped the BBC one, virtually closed down for Andy Mori

And every now and again, Sue Barker would come in and explain that if you'd just tuned in

for a certain programme, it wasn't happening

That's what I'm saying, she's really super arc her

I'm glad she still gets the work Frank

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