The Not Christmas Episode Christmas Episode

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts, Sports

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Hop on the nearest "one-horse open sleigh" and ride along with Anthony and Gregg for their annual Christmas episode before the holidays. Anthony is the most hungover he's been (in a while) and Gregg reads some funny Christmas cards. Remember, Santa Claus is always watching.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.7	BAM!
0:03.7	Welcome to Episode 55 of The Jesselnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project,
0:08.9	JRP.
0:09.9	Junior Vice President.
0:10.9	This is gonna be a good one.
0:12.4	It's the last JRP of the year and I've never been more hungover in my miserable life.
0:17.1	Oh yeah.
0:20.1	He kind of dropped there.
0:32.3	Anthony was skeptical.
0:33.3	He's changing up the song.
0:36.1	Not really in the Christmas spirit right now, but then the beat dropped and he's like
0:39.6	feeling alive for the first time in a week.
0:41.5	I could have sworn when this was brought up to me before the show I said no.
0:46.2	Don't do this.
0:47.5	Play the regular theme song that I like.
0:50.6	But this is, I guess, how it's gonna be.
0:52.2	And in the Christmas spirit, I'm going to not start yelling.
0:56.0	I'm gonna try to save that for later on.
0:58.8	You're very low energy here.
1:01.1	You were telling us before the show that you're hungover.
1:03.1	It's been a tough day for me.
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