Baby Shower Gun

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts, Sports

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks where Anthony had a show and Gregg went to therapy. They discuss near death experiences before talking about porn mustaches and secret guns at a baby shower.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.6	BAM!
0:03.6	Welcome to episode 54 of the Jesselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project, Cher VP.
0:10.2	Junior Vice President.
0:11.8	Bitch real G's move in silence like spaghetti.
0:14.6	I feel like we needed another bar there.
0:22.9	We needed to know what that rhymed.
0:25.3	Jesselnik.
0:26.3	Everyone knows what that's referring to.
0:29.2	I looked up, but you don't know the actual lyric.
0:31.4	I changed the lyric.
0:33.4	Please.
0:34.4	It's a little, little one's most famous lyric.
0:37.0	Say it again.
0:38.0	Bitch real G's move in silence like spaghetti.
0:42.4	I changed lasagna to spaghetti.
0:46.0	We're after a bag instead.
0:48.0	I'm shocked that you didn't know that you didn't get the reference.
0:50.0	I thought that would make you laugh and you'd be like, but the G in spaghetti is not silent.
0:56.0	The more I explain the joke, I think the better it gets.
0:58.0	I think I have to equal tune into the podcast.
1:00.2	I think I have to equal tune into the podcast.
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