Jeremy Renner's 49th Birthday Extravaganza

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts, Sports

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Forget Anthony's birthday, forget Christmas and forget New Year's Eve... it's Jeremy Renner's 49th birthday! JRVP celebrates hard by going to see CATS, encouraging children to smoke cigarettes, and keeping a dead husband in a freezer for 10 years.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.6	Welcome to episode 56 of the Jettelnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project JARVY B.
0:09.4	Junior Vice President 2020 like hindsight all up in this bitch.
0:13.4	We are back from winter break!
0:24.3	Two weeks off, me and my friend Anthony Jettelnick the world famous comedian.
0:28.8	I felt like we saw more of each other over Christmas break, which included your birthday,
0:34.5	you know, New Year's Eve, then I do normally.
0:38.3	When it's just once a week for a little Justin Lick and Rosenthal Vanity Project.
0:41.3	Junior Vice President.
0:43.3	Yeah, we got a lot to talk about, a lot of things going on, but there's one huge deal today.
0:49.9	Do you guys know what it is?
0:51.6	Nope.
0:52.6	Greg, do you know what it is?
0:53.6	Of course I know, it's the same thing that you've been talking about to every person
0:56.1	you've met since Christmas.
0:57.9	It's cats.
0:58.9	Nope.
0:59.9	Nope.
1:00.9	We're going to get the cats, but I'm talking about today specifically.
1:04.0	You know what today is.
1:06.4	Today is January 7th, 2020.
1:10.8	You don't know what today is.
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