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Welcome along once again to the Noel Concord Odyssey.

We're looking at a 1989 BBC one Sunday afternoon, special event where Noel Edmonds clambered aboard Concord and

across the Atlantic in the way that only he can.

Mm.

So we're on,

I was episode 4 or something by now, I don't know,

but we're up to, um, yeah, the takeoff Concorde just took off. We had it taxing along the, what should call it? Runway. Runway, yeah.

She's taxing across the tarmac.

Yeah, no one of um, stumbled over the word runway in the way that I did that's

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