Oh, Valentine's Day, there's a lot of pressure on that one holiday, you know?

If you're in a relationship, there's so much pressure to have a Hallmark Channel romantic moment.

And if you're not in a relationship, there's so much pressure to get into a relationship

or to at least have one for next year.

But what if?

Valentine's Day is just another day, another day in which you dress up, Lamar, as a sexy nurse? We always have an odd woman in the crowd. So it's kind of odd. I'm excitedly odd. See that strike you as a little bit odd. No, it doesn't strike me as a little bit odd. It's the Bob and Sherry Oddcast with stuff we wouldn't, couldn't, or shouldn't do on the regular

show. Now, here's the odd cast. So, um, full confession, I am a woman who just doesn't give a hot

damn about Valentine's Day and never has. That doesn't mean I want you to not say happy

Valentine's Day or maybe make me a card.

But I don't have, like I see, social media is amazing because it lets you peek into other people's lives.

I see the way other people are like, and this better happen and that better happen.

And there better be a trail of rose petals leading to the bedroom and

I'm all like no thank you because I know who's going to first of all the cats are going to eat the

rose petals then puke them I'm going to clean them up after I don't I don't want I have never

wanted any of that and you know my husband's an artist and so a couple years ago he took the tarot card for the lovers and he turned it into a painting with our faces instead of the original tarot card characters.

And I have that hanging up.

And I mean, that's my idea of a good Valentine's Day.

Like something really really personal.

He sculpted a sea turtle for me once out of, like, all these interesting papers.

Like, that's my idea of a good Valentine's Day.

I like flowers, but I don't like red roses at all.

And I like chocolate, but I'm not going to eat it.

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