The Night of Not Any Stars!

The Raven Effect

Sports, Wrestling, Music, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

A veritable 3 ringed circus of shameless & shameful depravity featuring naked butt tug of war, ecstasy & GHB, naked boob line-ups, people passing out while having sex, condemned row homes, sharpie drawn on passed out faces, chicks named Fred and Bernie, a failed foot massage, Fat Kevin, mud rooms, stripper chicks, how Chad became Busby Berkeley, Filipino mail order brides, forgotten Superman soundtrack & cape, or in other words...Your basic rock star drug addled weekend featuring elegantly wasted morons bBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-raven-effect--5166640/support.

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0:00.0	The Raven Effect
0:08.0	The Raven Effect, with Pro Wrestling Superstar Raven,
0:11.4	A Cornicopia of Stupidity masquerading as a podcast. Critics have hailed it is everything from.
0:17.0	Who's this Raven jerk? And if you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling, well this is the show for you. The Spider-My Ranger is still just red and a cage.
0:37.0	Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, fluzies, and reprobates.
0:42.0	This is Raven. Hello and welcome! It is a historic night, a historic night of humiliation, shame, perversion,
1:07.6	in dignity, disgrace, degradation, and any and all synonyms for the term quote making fools of ourselves and for no other reason
1:16.4	than the arbitrary number of five- hundred five-star reviews on iTunes unquote and since
1:22.0	I checked today we are at five hundred and seven, which is more
1:25.2	than close enough to being over five hundred, because it is over five hundred. You
1:30.0	deserve this tale of horror for being loyal fan members, being my minions, rip
1:35.8	row baits on special occasions, as well as members of the nation, the Hive, the Buzzbeats,
1:41.0	and the Buzz Beatniks, and yes Aldrons if there were actually any of them I mean sure
1:46.5	How by that there were a few holdouts still in the nation even though my co-host has already tossed them by the wayside
1:52.1	And the hive sure there could be a few
1:54.2	left over even after being unceremoniously thrown under the bus due to faulty sound effects, even if the
2:00.1	faulty sound effect was dear leader's actual fault. I think there may even be one
2:04.6	buzzbeater and a dozen or more finger-snapp and beatnix. But no, not in this or any possible
2:11.2	iteration in the multiverse is there any remote possibility
2:14.8	that there is a fan of my co-oose going by the term the Buzz B Aldrons I
2:19.0	must refuse to believe it no I just refuse to believe not I must refuse to believe I both but enough about his fans let's introduce the man behind the fans the little clown who could they genetically gifted for a man with female genetics, the non-Dyson buying, the mattress denting
2:36.3	mastermind, the hero of the dickish and the scourge of the faint-hearted, and man who can take any joke and riddle it with xenophobia or
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