The Raven Effect

The Raven Effect, with Pro Wrestling Superstar Raven,

A Cornicopia of Stupidity masquerading as a podcast. Critics have hailed it is everything from.

Who's this Raven jerk? And if you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling, well this is the show for you. The Spider-My Raving My Raving

Still Just Red in a Cage

Ladies

Gentlemen, Idiots, Flusies and Reprobates.

This is Raven. Hello and welcome! I hope everybody enjoyed last week's episode entitled The Night of Not Any Stars,

A Meeting of Minds, a Meeting of Bodies, and a Meeting of Idiots.

Like we promised, there weren't any Stars.

There was a Meeting of Minds, there was a meeting of bodies, and without question there was meeting of idiots.

I feel like that was a love letter to our fans, the minions, the reprobates on special occasions,

and the Ruth Busby National Hive of Beatnik Xenophobes and the Dickish.

That was in honor of 500 5-star, shut up, I haven't introduced you yet.

That was an honor of 500 5-star reviews and Apple Podcast, and I've made a decision concerning future 5-star reviews.

Obviously with creative input from Gabriel, my pet dog and executive producer and Vincent Van Goat my

fire-breathing goat and what we've come up with is this for 600 five-star

reviews in honor of the lazy slap-dash way show is put together, we haven't figured that out yet

But it'll be good or at least adequate you get it and for 750 five-star reviews we are going to, what, you think we figured that out yet?

Actually, I kind of have an idea.

We're going to set up a Twitter poll and find out what story you most want to hear and will tell that except there is one

story that's not in the running because I'm saving that for a thousand five-star

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