The night in San Francisco with the homeless guy and his dog
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2024
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt laugh talking about that night Joey had to threaten a homeless man's dog, how Joey finally figured out how to Google, Joey's never ending search to cure the fungi toenail, and some of his favorite drug dealers. Joey also tells Lee about his first bomb since starting stand up again and why it made him love standup more.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up Lee? You got the lighter tonight? I always got a lighter. I love lighting shit on fire. |
| 0:07.0 | All right, let's do it. What's happened you bad motherfuckers? It's Tuesday the 30th in January the check-in is brought to you by my |
| 0:16.8 | people on it listen you want to start the year off on a good foot started off off healthy with a little Alpha Brain |
| 0:24.1 | and get that fucking coconut on fire. |
| 0:26.8 | Go to audit.com right now. |
| 0:28.8 | Go through, see what they have, what works for you? |
| 0:32.0 | The Shrud Tech, tremendous it don't work on me no more because my lungs are shot the |
| 0:38.0 | bong hits have destroyed it but the fucking alpha brain is still kicking. |
| 0:43.7 | That's why I'm kicking today. |
| 0:45.1 | I'm on my fucking cycle. |
| 0:46.8 | I got another two weeks left. |
| 0:48.6 | And then I'll be reciting fucking poetry and Nietzsche. |
| 0:51.9 | And whatever you fucking guys but but anyway go to honor |
| 0:54.8 | dot com pressing code cocoa or Joey and get 10% off your first daughter right and now |
| 1:02.0 | without further ado welcome to the check-in. |
| 1:06.0 | And as your series, run for your lives, it's over. They didn't put you on this planet just to give up. |
| 1:12.3 | If Uncle Joey could do it, I could fucking rule the world. They didn't put you on this planet just to give up. |
| 1:12.5 | If Uncle Joey could do it, I could fucking rule the world. |
| 1:15.5 | Actually, you gotta be thinking. |
| 1:16.5 | Welcome back to church! Oh shit. It's almost fucking February guy. I know can you believe it? |
| 1:39.0 | I woke up this one by January 29th, God damn. |
| 1:45.0 | It's almost a beautiful day to be alive was cloudy, cold, windy. |
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