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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Shut up, get high, and mind your business!

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Doing cocaine with your doctor, dosing Lee with edibles and mushrooms, Shane Gillis' redemption, what Joey Diaz wishes he had a chance to do in comedy...and much more! Have a laugh with us!

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0:00.0

It's f f f fier. Is it really? It was nicer in Jersey than it is up here. It sucks up here.

0:06.7

Yeah, it was fucking. It's been cold today, Jack. But I fell asleep outside today for a little while.

0:15.0

Oh yeah, on your porch?

0:18.0

Yeah, this is the second time in like four days.

0:22.0

Yeah, dad was out there waiting for the weed guy to come.

0:25.0

He told me to be there at 3.30.

0:27.0

I went out there about a quarter of the three because it was beautiful.

0:30.0

I thought about it.

0:31.0

You're right now, not really. I did a bargain and came out there and got some son and it's all over.

0:38.4

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