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Uncle Joey here? Welcome to the check-in.

It's Tuesday, the 23rd of January.

I got to you for a minute.

Guys, remember the days when you could have sex in the morning, afternoon, late at night, and four times here.

You were a savage, remember those days?

You didn't give a fuck!

Things may have slowed down with age, but thank God for Blue Chu.

You're saying, Joy, what you torture me for?

Blue Chu is a unique online service

that delivers the same acting ingredients

as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra.

I thought Levitra was a heart medicine, but who gives a fuck?

All these ingredients, but it's a chewable tablet at a fraction of the cost.

You can take the tablets any time of that day so you can plan ahead or pop one whenever you bump into a victim by mistake. You know what I'm saying?

Listen, these things are great. They come in individual pouches, you can put them in your wallet, just don't sit on it, and, you know, you meet

somebody, you bump into your wife, your girlfriend, you're at a bar, you want to get the body started, you want to give

her a stab in the bathroom, you ask for some water, you pop a pill, and within 15 minutes, you know,

you're doing your thing. The part about blue chew is it's all

done online no talking to no fucking doctor you don't got a wait online at some

fucking bum pharmacy or everything that you're gonna need is right there at your

doorstep in a discrete package the mailman won't know it is your mom won't know it is

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