The Nicest Dick I've Ever Seen (w/ Naomi Smalls)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2021
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
The holidays are here! As a gift, we're releasing the livestreamed episodes from behind the paywall! On today's episode, drag queen Naomi Smalls (RuPaul's Drag Race S8, All-Stars S4) joins Nicole to talk about her experience being a sheep farmer, how she navigated backlash from the Drag Race fandom, and the nicest dicks they've ever seen. Plus, Naomi and Nicole answer your questions about the best food to eat before and after sex, their most awkward hookup stories, and the weirdest place they've boinked.
Originally recorded November 11th 2020.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, how the holidays are upon us! |
| 0:02.8 | As a gift to you listeners until the end of the year, |
| 0:05.6 | I'm releasing my special ticket at livestream episodes |
| 0:08.4 | from behind the paywall, paywall! |
| 0:11.4 | The first episode is with drag queen superstar Naomi Smalls! |
| 0:15.2 | It was originally recorded November 11, 2020, |
| 0:18.0 | and it's an extra special long ju-zi episode for your ears. |
| 0:22.8 | Hey, just a head up, heads up. |
| 0:24.8 | My audio's gonna sound a little different. |
| 0:27.2 | I forgot to hit record on the... |
| 0:29.2 | On my end, ti-a-ha! |
| 0:32.1 | It was really in the pandemic. |
| 0:33.3 | We were still figuring things out. |
| 0:35.0 | Okay, I promise you, the rest of the live episodes |
| 0:37.1 | were so much better because I did better. |
| 0:38.8 | I was a good person. |
| 0:40.1 | Hey, what? It's a super-fab-us-so. |
| 0:41.6 | We swapped dick stories. |
| 0:43.0 | Naomi talks about being a sheep farmer. |
| 0:45.2 | She's a real treat. |
| 0:47.5 | Also, last but not least, |
| 0:48.8 | Team Coco was putting together a fam-favorite episode list, |
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