My Dominatrix Roommate (w/ Joyelle Nicole Johnson)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2021
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Joyelle Nicole Johnson lived with a dominatrix. She talks about the type of clients that would visit her apartment, and the kinky 'services' she was offered. Plus, she shares how she met her husband at a funeral, making a 'dessert room' for a wedding, and the importance of couples therapy in any relationship.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me? |
| 0:27.0 | What kind of guest are we going to go by? |
| 0:30.0 | I'm still single. |
| 0:32.0 | Even though you can make me a lasagna and put layers of your coming there and say it's |
| 0:36.0 | ricotta. |
| 0:37.0 | And I'll say, are you well? |
| 0:39.0 | My guest today is a stand up comedian who's been featured on HBO's |
| 0:43.0 | crashing, Patriot and Paws with Sam J. Her new comedy special, Love Joy is now |
| 0:48.0 | available on peacock. |
| 0:50.0 | It's Joy El Nicole Johnson! |
| 0:53.0 | Hello, hello, hello, hey, Virgo. |
| 0:55.0 | Hi, how are you doing, boo? |
| 0:57.0 | Ooh, I'm good, how are you? |
| 0:59.0 | I'm here, I'm glamorous. |
| 1:01.0 | I am in a Hampton Inn. |
| 1:03.0 | Yes, Queen, I Hampton Inn. |
| 1:06.0 | What state? |
| 1:07.0 | I am in Brooklyn, New York and doing the bellhouse this weekend with another |
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