I am, Ben, bien, bien, bien, bien, Bien, Milas because I am your rojo host, Joey Basayo. I am so rojo. I am outside all day. I took a little bit too much of a sunbath. The wind, it burned my face, but also I am so white. The the sun it makes imprints on me yeah it's like

you're a magnifying you're under a magnifying glass oh i'm an aunt yeah i'm an aunt and there's

some four-year-old who just figured out what glass does nice yep you know but also jumped in the

shower skin very dry and i'm also just bobbed the tomato in general. Literally bob the tomato. Yeah, you do have a reddish hue. I do have a reddish hue. Very bad. And I don't know what to do about it. I think I should go to the dermatologist and they're just going to do whatever Trump's going to like true.

I could just go orange instead. Yeah. Ooh. That'd be awesome. I don't know. I don't want to do exactly what Trump's doing, right? Right. No. Not quite. No. He goes too much. Yeah. He is the tanning bed. tanner he puts on or tanning. I think he's hanging out in the tanning. I think he sleeps in the tanning bed.

Yeah. It's the only thing that makes sense. Yeah, he is... Whatever self-tanner he puts on or... I think he's hanging out in the tanning...

I think he sleeps in the tanning bed.

Yeah.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

With... Yeah, the thing is, if you just tan, you...

You still need that tanning, that bronzer, or whatever he's using to get that color.

I do love the comments of people calling him the Cheeto or Orange Man Bad.

I love that.

It just makes your laugh so hard.

By the way, right before the podcast started, Cal didn't realize the president's

Wall of Fame that Trump read it in the White House,

where Trump made his own comments about every single president,

and Joe Biden is just the picture of his auto pen.

Yeah.

I'm so glad I could introduce you to that.

Yeah.

That was pure joy.

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