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Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

The News Quiz - 3rd June

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

BBC

Comedy

4.213.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Andy Zaltzman hurls the week's headlines at a panel of comedians and journalists.

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.

0:04.6

White triangle. Red triangle. Blue triangle.

0:08.0

White triangle. Red triangle. Blue triangle.

0:11.2

White triangle. Right, now that the show has been bunted,

0:14.2

we are ready to begin. Welcome to the news quiz.

0:17.6

APPLAUSE

0:23.8

Hello, I am Andy Zoltzman. Our teams this week,

0:27.4

we have team I like to bunted, bunted, versus team,

0:30.6

there's no such thing as too much bling.

0:33.0

On team Bunt, we have Athena Cablainu and Lucy Porter.

0:36.6

APPLAUSE

0:39.6

And on team bling, it's Simon Evans and Ann Ann Mennon.

0:43.0

APPLAUSE

0:48.2

And because it's a Jubilee show, the points for each round

0:52.2

will be themed around some aspect of the Queen's reign.

0:56.0

So to start with, there'll be 530.2 points for winning round one.

1:01.2

That's the number of carrots in the Column and One diamond.

1:04.6

LAUGHTER

1:05.8

On top of the Sovereign Scepter, would you believe,

1:08.2

for any carrots fans in?

1:10.2

That's a carrot and stick.

1:12.2

LAUGHTER

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