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The noise you should be able to hear in five seconds time

is the test of a new national emergency alarm

that will go off to let everyone know

when local election excitement reaches fever pitch.

Yeah, I think that's basically got it covered.

Welcome back to the news quiz.

Hello, welcome back to the new series of the news quiz.

I am Andy Salzman.

It's nearly the end of the newly expanded April Fools month.

So if the news seems to have been unusually ridiculous

over the last few weeks, that is why our teams examining it this week.

We have team Gamble responsibly against team Rambble despondently.

On team Gamble, we have Realina and Scott Bennett.

And on team Rambble, we have Simon Evans

and from the spectator, Isabel Hodman.

APPLAUSE

And don't forget this week's winning team

gets to play off against Charles and Camilla in next week's show

for the right to be crowned King and Imperial Goddess of all the Britons

and represents Team GB at the Sikthamay coronation, Shindig Spectacular.

So all to play for as we begin with Question One.

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