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The Longest Shortest Time

The New You … It’ll Do

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Parenting, Health & Fitness

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2015

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Parenthood changes people. Beauty guru Jane Marie gives tips on how to (mostly) accept the new you. Plus, one mom whose post-baby change prevents her from singing karaoke. … Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! Follow us on Instagram Website: longestshortesttime.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I've got a confession to make.

0:04.1

For the first year of my daughter's life, I wore one bra.

0:08.4

Okay, that's a lie.

0:09.9

I had three bras, but I only had one day bra.

0:14.5

The other two were junkie cotton shapeless ones for sleeping in, so I wouldn't leak all

0:19.4

over the bed.

0:21.6

My poor day bra, I'd wear it all day long and wash it when I remembered too.

0:27.9

Every year, it was gray.

0:29.9

It was all stretched out.

0:31.8

If there's one quality you don't want in a bra, it's bagginess.

0:37.7

I felt super gross wearing this thing, but nursing bras are expensive.

0:43.0

And I figured soon enough I'll be done breastfeeding and I'll go back to my regular bras.

0:48.7

So why buy a new one?

0:51.0

So in the day came and breastfeeding was over, I went to my underwear drawer.

0:55.1

I dug around in the back for my old bras.

0:58.0

I pulled them out, held them in front of me, and I was like, wait, who's tiny bras are

1:04.4

these?

1:06.2

The next day I went to a department store, got fitted.

1:09.9

Turned out I was two cup sizes larger than I used to be.

1:13.9

I kept the tiny bras in the back of the drawer thinking I'd go back eventually to my old

1:19.1

size, my old self.

1:21.7

It's four years later.

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