The Emperor's New Onesie
The Longest Shortest Time
Hillary Frank | Realm
4.7 • 4.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2015
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the longest shortest time from WNYC. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm Hillary Frank. |
| 0:09.0 | Parents and kids argue about a lot of things. |
| 0:12.0 | One of the classics, clothing. |
| 0:15.0 | I guarantee you right now, no matter what time you're listening to this, |
| 0:19.0 | somewhere in the world, kids and parents are fighting about clothes. |
| 0:23.0 | Toddlers are throwing tantrums over getting dressed for school. |
| 0:27.0 | Parents are asking their teens if they're really planning to leave the house in that. |
| 0:32.0 | We asked you to tell us about the fights you've had with your kids and your parents over clothes. |
| 0:37.0 | We'll start with something from my husband, Jonathan. |
| 0:40.0 | So mine's more of an inner struggle. |
| 0:43.0 | Every year when my mom would take me back to school shopping, |
| 0:47.0 | there were always things that she would pick out for me. |
| 0:50.0 | And then ask me if I liked them |
| 0:54.0 | and I did not have the courage to tell her that I did not like them. |
| 0:59.0 | So because of this, I wore a mesh vest. |
| 1:04.0 | I had a pair of turquoise Levi's. |
| 1:08.0 | And the worst was a black leather belt that emblazoned across the back of the belt |
| 1:16.0 | was Michael Jackson's autograph in rhinestones. |
| 1:21.0 | My name is Anne and I'm calling from Ballingeri County Quark. |
| 1:25.0 | When I was in seventh grade and starting to develop, |
| 1:28.0 | I wore a sweatshirt vest until my mom said I look like a female truck driver. |
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