Hey, pull up a chair. It's Hacks on Tap with David Axelrod and Mike Murphy. Today I nominated him for, I guess, if you like health, and if you like people that live a long time, it's the most important position.

RFK Jr. Bobby?

Good.

And I just looked at the news reports.

People like you, Bobby.

Don't get too popular, Bobby.

Yeah, Bobby, don't get too popular, Mike Murphy.

I keep telling you that as well. Don't get too popular, man.

Yeah, it's bad for your political health. Exactly. Very bad, bad, terrible. So here we are,

and looking through the rubble with the world's most fascinating and highly entertaining and somewhat quite depressing cabinet appointees, but we needed somebody who was not only a veteran political reporter and a great friend of the show,

but an incredible world traveler, a man who looks at the globe as a vast canvas upon which to ply his trade.

So why don't you introduce our guest, and let's find out where in the world is

Jonathan Martin, the one, the only, yes, bringing us a global perspective on the election,

or else he's looking for asylum in the strangest place.

Go ahead, Jonathan.

Where are you at?

I can get you any kind of dim sum you want here in Hong Kong, but that's about the extent of my local expertise.

Now, greetings from the Great East here, the South China Sea, could be exact, coming at you about midnight in Hong Kong.

What are you doing over there?

Yeah, and tell Colonel Chang I'll be reporting in soon now that I'm switching sides.

That's technically unauthorized. I can't reveal that, acts, but maybe off the year we can discuss this further.

Seriously, Betsy, the lovely Betsy, my wife is here for a conference.

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