Hey, pull up a chair. It's Hacks on Tap with David Axelrod and Mike Murphy.

Hello, hackaroos. It is that time, that's sacred time. It's Hacksgiving.

We're continuing our multi-year trend of lame sound effects here. But welcome, happy Thanksgiving.

I am joined. I am Jive Turkey, mike murphy my old 70s radio disc jockey

name and with me is the pilgrim himself mr johnny heilman hey man yo gobble gobble um you know i

heard those though i heard the turkeys there i had an image of axe somewhere in the wilds of

michigan or arizona or or somewhere doing his thing he does

now every Thanksgiving, which is the Sarah Palin shoving the turkey, putting the turkey into

the wood shipper imitation. That's what I think is going. That's my mental image right now.

Well, there's a rumor it's hair replacement this week and he's off. But anyway, the official

linemen is on assignment. He's on

turkey assignment covering the stories that only we can and the way we do. But we thought, you know,

we are the turkey kings. You got two of the three turkeys here. And there's a lot to talk about.

So we're going to do a little Minnesota here. And, you know, now I want to just

take a moment, though, to dispel the rumors. And I know you've heard them, Johnny, too, that we're

only doing the Thanksgiving episode, because normally we take this week off because we've already

sold advertising time and we'd have to refund the $185. That is a filthy lie. I don't know where it got

started. We're here because we love you people. It's a filthy lie. It's the biggest lie I've ever

heard. Bigest liars. Fake news. Fake news. Enemies of the people. Enemies of the turkeys,

whatever. It's a terrific show. Terrific. The best. People are saying, people say to me all the time, it's fantastic.

Okay. Enough, enough of our lame Trump imitations. What to start with? I think we probably have to

start looking at the stock market this morning with the most beautiful word in the English language.

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