You're riding down the Harland Highway.

All right, hold tight on the Harland Highway

show.

Harland Williams. Yep, here we go.

We're rolling down the Harland Highway.

Here we go.

We're rolling down the Harlan Highway. The only road you need to be on. It always

gets you to exactly where you need to go.

The El Harlano, El Haiwaio,

and we're here, you're here.

And let's get into it, man. Let's get into it.

Yours truly went to a tanning salon the other day.

You know, I'm a little bit powdery. I often get mistaken as an albino when I'm walking down the street. People are like,

Kiki, Kiki ghost. Ghost! And I'm like, no, no, just pale, very, very pale.

This area is haunted. No, I'm just very pale. I'm not a ghost, I'm not a poltergeist, I'm not a spirit, I'm just Harland Williams, the host of the Harland Highway Podcast.

So I check out one of these tanning salons,

you know, where you go in and you strip down

and you lay on the thing for an hour or whatever or whatever it is.

And you just basically cook and it looked lonely. It looked like it took forever.

And I was like like you know what screw this if I'm going to be

laying basically in a human oven I want something to eat I need to snack when I'm doing my tanning. Okay, this is America. We need to eat when we're doing anything.

I mean, you eat it a movie theater, you eat at the mall, you eat in your car.

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