You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

All right, hold tight on the Harlan Highway

show.

Harlan Williams. Hey everybody here we are again.

Rolling down the Harlan Highway.

Yeah, we're rolling, we're speeding, we're in neutral, we're gliding, as long as we have perpetual forward

motion, which we all do here today, we are moving on the old Harlan Highway.

And I got my co-host here today.

I got my, should I say my cocoa host here today. I got my should I say my cocoa host here today little cocoa

over here and how the hell are you today? What are buttons and bowling balls?

Well, here we go.

Anyhow, let's start this thing off.

How many of you have babies? Seriously and I'm talking about the men, the

women, that the teens, the below the teens, the single man the married men the married with everybody

do you have a baby well if you don't think you do, guess again, because you do have a baby.

Okay, and it's this thing.

You know what this is?

This is a cell phone.

This is a cell phone.

This is a cell phone.

And these are our babies. I mean if you don't believe me,

go out into public and drop your cell phone by accident or do it on purpose just to see the

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