Hi, my name is Glenn from Infants on Thrones, and he'll never believe what happened to me.

One night as I was kneeling down to prey, I bumped my knee on a really hard rock.

And when I looked down to get rid of that damn thing, that damn thing was glowing.

So I put it down in my crotch and stuffed my face down real close and

holy cow you guys you'll never guess all the groovy things I can see now.

I don't care what you say anymore this is my life.

Go ahead with your own life.

Leave you too.

This is infants on Thrones.

Minnesot.

Minnesot.

The New Book of Abraham Infant Styles translation and then retranslated by Glenn from Infants on Thrones through the peepingstone

Erastus, which is what I call my peepingstone. Seriously, don't ask. Introduction, a translation

of some ancient records that have fallen into our hands from the catacombs of Egypt,

the real writings of real Abraham while he was really in Egypt, really written by his own real hand upon real papyrus.

I totally promise you guys. So don't tell me that

Joseph Smith didn't teach that these Egyptian scrolls were actually written by

the actual Abraham, you know, the scrolls that just happened to find their way to

Kirtland, Ohio in 1835, and sold to Joseph Smith by Michael Chandler.

Along with four mummies he was trying to unload that had been excavated from thieves

nearly 30 years earlier.

Yeah, that was Abraham all right. Even if modern Egyptologists claimed that the

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