The discipline and the work ethic I'm bringing to these things, I don't want people to take for granted.

I don't want to take for granted.

This is really some top-level shit.

A real talk about fake people joining us on set in studio.

Our favorite celebrity reporter, gossip reporter, extraordinary Rob Shooter.

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We've also got Kinsey Schofield all the way from L.A.

Just for the Nerves Oscar coverage.

Host of the must subscribe, Kinsey Schofield Unfiltered.

And of course, my co-host, Teddy Van Halen,

in his best tuxedo.

Tonight's live stream before we get to it,

we have an opening that we must get to first let's do

it oh marlinna's telling me she can't okay so tonight's live stream is sponsored by zbiotics pre-alcohol

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